O Tannenbaum, 1965
How can it be December already? Yeesh. Maybe if I was at Disneyland, I would be filled with the Christmas spirit. Maybe. This tall tree, decorated and thoroughly flocked, is quite a sight. In fact, I've never seen such a flocking tree! Disney Christmas trees are genetically engineered in a lab thousands of feet beneath the Matterhorn. They grow to their enormous height in just one year, being fed a special diet of hormones and radium. At the end of the season, each tree lays a single glowing egg; the circle of life continues.
Santa cheaped out this year, I would expect a much better haul under such an impressive tree. And I can tell already that I didn't get my Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.
Like the rest of Disneyland, the Christmas tree looks even better at night. Not so great in the photo, however.
9 comments:
Major.....YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT! Is the drinking fountain hiding under that tree?
i love Christmas time!
That tree is flocked!!!!
The presents under the tree look a little sorry, but ya know those are fakes presents anyway - not that I've ever checked....
And after New Years, they take the tree and get the flock out of there.
JG
I *KNEW* there was a secret underground flocking lab under the Matterhorn!
I'm going to start using "flock" instead of "frak" (or "flocking" instead of "fraking").
I thought the flocking went on in that secret room on TOP of the matterhorn?
You had to look up that Red Ryder quote, didn't you?
Chuck, I admit that I did have to look it up!
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