Tuesday, October 08, 2013
If you enjoy seeing local law enforcement playing instruments, then Main Street USA is the place for you. This quartet of saxophone-playing Keystone Cops managed to entertain and bring down one of the largest crime syndicates in the United States. Good work, boys! The cheerful sounds of four saxophones (or saxomophones as I like to call them) lulls criminals into letting their guard down - it's been proven by science.
The colorful Horse Drawn Streetcar is always a jolly sight. Until one of them runs you down. Which is why I propose that they replace the current streetcars with versions made of Nerf foam, and build a railing along either side of the track all the way up and down Main Street so that people can't be hurt. Think of the children!