Sunday, March 01, 2015
Holy smokes! There's an escaped gorilla on top of the Matterhorn! Quick Gladys, take a picture! Boy, the fellas back home will never believe this. We'll probably win the Pulitzer Prize and get to meet President Kennedy and Jackie.
While we're waiting for all of that excitement, let's go eat in the air conditioned Red Wagon Inn!
What a minute; are there TWO gorillas? And are they wearing red shirts and Tyrolean hats? This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.