Sunday, May 01, 2016
Sure, these photos look blurry, but maybe it's just you. I remember when I needed glasses, but then I had those new bionic eyes installed (you can really save if you buy them at Costco). I spent a little extra for the laser add-on, so that I can incinerate people who annoy me. Now life is pretty much perfect!
There are plenty of empty teacups, so... no waiting.
Back in the 50's, Dumbo managed to break a new air speed record just about every six months. This historic photo shows him exceeding Mach 2 for the first time. Eventually the tremendous friction of the atmosphere caused so much heat that Dumbo had to slow it down. But deep down inside he still has that need for speed.