Tuesday, January 08, 2013
Oh boy, more Knott's Berry Farm! Unless you don't like Knott's, in which case you are frowning right now. Frowning is cool.
The Indian chief is a real chick magnet. It must be the bonnet, ladies love bonnets! That's why I am introducing my own line of genu-ine feather bonnets. Look for the name "GorillaCo" (made in the USA) on the label, accept no imitations.
Another train robbery ends in typical hilarious fashion - with a dead guy! I want his boots. The conductor and undertaker don't seem even remotely concerned... this is just business as usual.
Look, ma, a performing minky! This one will caper and dance and doff his little chapeau in exchange for cold hard cash (or cigarettes). You can just see part of a sign that asks people not to tease the minky; I guess some people really are that dumb. We love you, Mr. Minky!