I'm not sure that 1974 would be considered a "golden age" in general, but it was a pretty sweet time to go to Disneyland! Today we're going to hang out in Frontierland - specifically Tom Sawyer Island.
This girl had the pontoon bridge all to herself! It seems that whenever I'm on that bridge, there are at least five kids jumping up and down, making a ruckus. I always yell at them to
stop having so much fun! Then I make sure that this event goes on their permanent record (no Harvard for you, punk!). Without rules, we might as well be wild animals, am I right?
Sometimes I accidentally tell them to get off my lawn. Embarrassing!

I still think of this as the fishing pier, but there are no fish to be caught anymore. It had something to do with Watergate. HA! Get it? Fish? WATERgate? Hello? Is this thing on?

Oh my gosh, those look like Yippies! They're storming Castle Rock again. Shoot to kill, security guards,
shoot to kill.
