Are you ready to spend 73 seconds visiting Santa's Village?!? Well, strap on your snow shoes and come on! (*trying desperately to build excitement...)
There it is: the NORTH POLE. Isn't it grand? No matter how hot it might be in the San Bernardino mountains, that pole is always covered in a layer of permafrost. Fortunately, elf butts have a thick layer of blubber so that they can safely sit on such structures.
Yeah, I know, we've already seen a nearly identical photo of this same attraction. I scanned this one by mistake. You can't imagine how much sleep I've lost over it!