Hippos
You know what? Hippos are weird looking. We're used to them, but yikes! Those gaping maws, those tusks (I'll be the world's first hippo orthodontist), and everything else. I used to read that hippos had pink sweat because there was blood in their perspiration, but have since found out that this is a lie. Their sweat is pink because they are full of sweet frosting.
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Hmm, this particular hippo doesn't look particularly real, particularly. Maybe we're seeing it at a weird angle. Or maybe this is his 'bad' photographic side. His skin looks like gray potter's clay. Sorry, hippo, I shouldn't be so critical of you... nice ears!
OK, this hippo is getting a little too close! Quick, toss him some Purina Hippo Chow! Or we could just have the Skipper shoot him a few times. Yeah, that'll teach 'im! Is that papyrus in the background?
Well, they're not Sunday Snoozles, but hippos are fairly common in these parts. People are always chasing them out of their backyard swimming pools. Thanks, Major.
Major-
"Their sweat is pink because they are full of sweet frosting".
Actually Major, their 'pink' sweat is the result of their daily intake of pink lemonade-!
Thanks, Major.
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