Snoozles, 1970s
The International Committee For the Glorification of Snoozles (or ICFGoS) has notified me that today's first photo might be the Snoozliest of all Snoozles. It's quite an honor just to be considered, and I'm already airing out my powder-blue tuxedo for the ceremony in Geneva.
Just look at this beauty! It's practically a photo of nothing. Sure, there are plants. Even shrubs! But nobody likes shrubs, according to a 2011 Gallup Poll (an astonishing 0% of biker gangs - the target of this study - said that they approved of shrubs). But let's look a bit closer! Is this Frontierland? Hmmm. One might think so, until the horns of a shy black rhinoceros are just visible. So it's Adventureland!
The next one isn't so bad - I can't ever be too disappointed in a view from the old Submarine Voyage. A pair of loggerhead sea turtles (notice the one to the extreme left) are dining on some delicious seaweed, which is full of nutrients such as Vitamin L and potassium. Bone app the teeth, fellas!
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I like how "ICFGoS" just rolls off the tongue. :-p
Yesterday we had "Viagra" and "enlarging". Today we have rhino horns. I'm sensing a theme. I guess we're still in "GDB After Dark"? I wonder if the photographer got a better picture of the rhino a second later, and kept that one. Releasing this one to the winds of fate. Where we, Junior Gorillas, are graced with its magnificence.
"Loggerhead sea turtles". Hmmm, I wonder if they have scruff on their faces and wear wool caps on top their heads? Maybe they also paint their shells in a red and black buffalo plaid pattern. They don't carry axes slung over their shoulders though... they don't have fingers. They aren't real loggerhead sea turtles, they're hipster loggerhead sea turtles.
Too bad the turtles weren't positioned more in the center of the photo. Then, this wouldn't be a Snoozle at all!
I'm sure you'll get the ICFGoS award for that first photo, Major. Don't forget to wear your frilly shirt with your powder-blue tux. Thanks for setting up a humorous response with your commentary.
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