Sunday, February 12, 2017
That ol' Jungle Cruise - sure, it changes every now and then, but much of the attraction still feels a lot like it did 60 years ago.
My three mansions already have swimming pools, but if I buy another one, I will be sure to put hippos in that pool. They're so fun and friendly! Why, a hippo would never hurt anyone. All they want is the occasional hug or belly rub, and maybe a pumpkin or two to eat on Halloween. Some would say that they make perfect pets.
There's "Old Smiley"; he's laughing it up after reading some jokes on some Dixie Riddle Cups. Man, those things were hilarious. "If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe!". "What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley!". "Which is faster, heat or cold? Heat - you can catch cold!". See? No wonder Smiley is chuckling.