OK-zles™
OK-zles™ are Snoozles™ - but they aren't as bad. But you figured that out already! Today's examples aren't too dark, or blurry, they're mostly just kind of boring.
See what I mean? The Submarine Lagoon should be exciting. "Liquid Space", they used to call it! But the lone sub is far away, and it's named after a roller-skate. (Yes, yes, I know). We see no cars on the Autopia freeway, no Monorail on the beam, and no Peoplemover on its track. I want my money back.
From the same batch comes this photo of the Mighty Matterhorn, but it looks so gray. Can a mountain be "brutalist"? It is disappointing that no Skyway gondolas can be seen (where the heck were all the vehicles that day?), but at least we can glimpse a single bobsled up to the left.
2 comments:
Major-
"We see no cars on the Autopia freeway, no Monorail on the beam, and no Peoplemover on its track. I want my money back".
Would you settle for an all-day sucker or a box of [unbuttered] popcorn instead-?
Thanks, Major.
Major, not only everything you mentioned, but the water is choppy, not glassy! Glassy water looks far more beautiful. Choppy water makes the Lagoon look cold, uninviting, and desolate. I had to wrap myself in a blanket just looking at it! Also, no deep blue, sunny sky. Looks like some Mermaids left their conch shells behind on the island. (I have no idea what the Mermaids used the shells for.) This pic would've been perfect if the Sub wasn't there to ruin the utter desolation.
Better than the Bobsled, this is one of the best appearances of Fudgie the Whale in GDB history! Not THE best, bur close. (His tail could be a little more prominent.) Again, the picture makes everything look dismal and desolate. There was no joy in the Park that day. I bet the people in the Bobsled were hoping the ride would hurry up and end, so they could go home. Obviously, there were some Dementors hovering over the Park sucking joy out of everything! Someone needs to shout, "Expecto Patronum!"
I had fun, having fun with these OK-zles! Thanks, Major.
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