tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post8650604007343021962..comments2024-03-29T00:34:09.653-07:00Comments on GORILLAS DON'T BLOG: You-Know-What, August 1960Major Pepperidgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843598326995116014noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-57025938220106639632014-06-26T19:57:43.850-07:002014-06-26T19:57:43.850-07:00The sno-cones are free too...but sadly, only for c...The sno-cones are free too...but sadly, only for cast members. <br /><br />$9.75 each for guests.Snow White Archivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04715594290214114608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-60000602518948556472014-06-26T12:18:34.756-07:002014-06-26T12:18:34.756-07:00Legend has it that deep inside the Matterhorn is a...Legend has it that deep inside the Matterhorn is also where one may find the secret lair of the handsome but evil Count von Disneystein.Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169920944565828337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-27826200525245498762014-06-26T12:08:15.309-07:002014-06-26T12:08:15.309-07:00Nanook, in truth there were too many amenities to ...Nanook, in truth there were too many amenities to list here. I't's a pretty sweet setup!<br /><br />Nancy, it has a "mountain fresh" bathroom.<br /><br />Melissa, you and Chiana (remember Chiana?) think alike!<br /><br />Matterhorn1959, don't they get tan enough in the high altitude sun? On the other hand, they do like a "San Tropez" tan, if you know what I mean.<br /><br />Alonzo, a Subway? I think that the boys can do better. Though I admit I do go to Subway every once in a while.<br /><br />Bill in Denver, Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon might have taken up mountain climbing, you never know.<br /><br />Tom, don't forget, it's only a half court!<br /><br />Alonzo, fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.Major Pepperidgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09843598326995116014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-11422052538037968482014-06-26T11:30:49.960-07:002014-06-26T11:30:49.960-07:00The sandwich of the day at the Matterhorn Subway i...The sandwich of the day at the Matterhorn Subway is the Sweet Onion Chicken Schnitzengruben. <br /><br />It the favorite of Lili Von Shtupp.<br />Alonzo P Hawkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10529651580262634489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-54602630969916971542014-06-26T11:27:30.106-07:002014-06-26T11:27:30.106-07:00Several photos of said basketball court.
http://w...Several photos of said basketball court.<br /><br />http://www.invisiblethemepark.com/2009/06/disneyland-matterhorn-secret-basketball-court-inside/Alonzo P Hawkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10529651580262634489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-82996666665496615792014-06-26T09:46:21.726-07:002014-06-26T09:46:21.726-07:00I can see where the other features might fit in, b...I can see where the other features might fit in, but a basketball court? Inside the mountain? Come on. Who's going to believe that?Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14726949166373732451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-32518930359494371542014-06-26T09:20:54.063-07:002014-06-26T09:20:54.063-07:00The Swiss Mountain, aka "Mt. Nostril".
...The Swiss Mountain, aka "Mt. Nostril".<br /><br />Simply everything you need in a mountain, and so much more.<br /><br />JGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-89543467356225798022014-06-26T06:22:05.302-07:002014-06-26T06:22:05.302-07:00Sure, Hans and Franz (who is this Otto you speak o...Sure, Hans and Franz (who is this Otto you speak of??) got all the glory with their exploits, but who was dutifully scaring the guests with a hearty growl for every bobsled?<br /><br />Harold the Abominable Snowman.<br /><br />Bill in Denver<br /> Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-41492492468907963592014-06-26T06:08:16.091-07:002014-06-26T06:08:16.091-07:00I heard that the mountain climber union (on behalf...I heard that the mountain climber union (on behalf of hans and franz) is demanding they put in a Subway. They have one just about everywhere else. Eat Fresh.Alonzo P Hawkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10529651580262634489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-6960080772706938402014-06-26T06:07:16.250-07:002014-06-26T06:07:16.250-07:00You forgot the tanning salon.You forgot the tanning salon.Matterhorn1959https://www.blogger.com/profile/07140583153080149244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-74677685185520647642014-06-26T06:07:09.831-07:002014-06-26T06:07:09.831-07:00The Matterhorn: It's the Horn that MattersThe Matterhorn: It's the Horn that MattersMelissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169920944565828337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-50546307754034481502014-06-26T03:17:00.930-07:002014-06-26T03:17:00.930-07:00Where's the LIKE button!?! You would never ha...Where's the LIKE button!?! You would never have to leave the mountain if is has a restroom, too! :-)Nancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09895614694411482044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25922463.post-66783493699492546102014-06-26T00:13:24.269-07:002014-06-26T00:13:24.269-07:00Major-
In addition to all the "features"...Major-<br /><br />In addition to all the "features" you pointed out, you failed to mention the doughnut maker and the chocolate enrober. After all, Hans and Franz (uh... make that Hans and <i>Otto</i>) have developed quite the sweet tooth scaling "Mt. Cervino" time and time again.<br /><br />Thanks, Major.Nanookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07255357829181568172noreply@blogger.com