Say! Here's something a little bit different. Our friend Sue B. acquired a cast member item from 1987, "The Disney Look". No, it's not about the angry looks I got from Walt when I gave him some of my great ideas ("Walt, baby, popcorn is so yesterday, we need to sell chocolate-covered pork rinds!"). It's about the very specific standards that the park had regarding grooming and dress for men and women. For instance: leather-studded collars? Frowned upon! I don't understand it, but it is so.
This item is 19 pages, and it's a lot of reading, which is hard because of all those long words such as "hair". So I will be splitting this up into three posts. By the end, I expect each and every one of you to conform to these standards. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, K. MARTINEZ!
Here's the cover, featuring folks who look so neat and tidy that their surnames just might be "Osmond". I have had older versions of "Disney Look" guides, but I think they are all gone now - so it's a bit jarring to see the Captain EO poster behind the fellow in the upper left. Is that an Ambassador in the upper right? We definitely have a Tour Guide in the lower right. The woman in the lower left might have worked in the costume department, while the Skipper just looks cool. What is the building behind Donald and that gentleman in the lower photo?
Before humankind invented the Table of Contents, there was chaos, unrest, and ring around the collar. For new hires, this ToC helped them to be their best selves in the shortest time. Get rid of that mullet, shave off that foot-long goatee, and (for the gals), reduce the height of that beehive hairdo by at least six inches.
Dick Nunis has some words of wisdom for us all. The three things that guests comment upon most frequently? "First, the cleanliness. Second, the friendly and helpful employees. And, third, the good, all around Show". Dang, I would have guessed "Are werewolves real?" would be in there, which is why I am not a Disneyland cast member. Dick mentions "French crew cuts", I have no idea how that is different from an American crew cut, but it frightens me just to consider it. I have Dick Nunis's book, I should read it!
"We are going to continue to enforce our defined standards of appearance...". Enforce, with extreme prejudice!
Here is some helpful information about costumes, and how they are designed, created, and used in the real world. I believe that the smiling young lady in the top photo is working at one of the souvenir booths just outside the tunnels into Town Square, what do you think? And HEY, what do you know! There's our good friend Bu, the Platonic ideal of neatness and tidiness. Not a hair out of place! "D" pin and name tag just so. Reading the text, I see that I would not have qualified as a cast member because of the three teardrops tattooed on my face.

I think Bu has told us stories of some costume mishaps that happened to him during his years as a Guide, it's nice to know that they had a system in place just in case. To this day I think it's amusing that they frowned on facial hair so much, considering the famous mustache on the founder, who said mustaches made men look like "city slickers". Hmmmm! Don't wear Hai Karate, but do apply Arrid Extra Dry. Mood rings are "out". I love the mention of "Earth shoes", are those still a thing?
That's it for PART ONE! The next installment will be in less than two weeks. MANY THANKS to Lou and Sue for this fun item!