Today I have four photos from a small (and extinct) amusement park that used to be in Lincolnwood, Illinois (near Chicago) -
Hollywood Kiddieland! If it has "Hollywood" in the name, then you know that it is classy. I haven't found too much information about the place unfortunately... only a few articles online in which people reminisce about their childhood memories. And who wants to read those? It seems to have been pretty typical of many small amusement parks, with a Ferris wheel, Tilt-a-whirl, merry-go-round, trampolines, batting cages, and more.
If you've ever been lucky enough to ride in a real helicopter, then you can imagine how exciting this whirlybird attraction must have been. A real white-knuckler! There's Shoppers World beyond the chain link fence; we can buy all the fixins for mustard and marshmallow sandwiches on our way home.

Somebody needs to mow the grass! This looks like a kiddie-car ride crossed with a jungle attraction. Notice the plywood cutout that looks like Mickey Mouse, sorta. And the dual steering wheels, much like the
Midget Autopia. In the distance is the Hollywood Kiddieland quonset hut. Ticket office? Storage shed? Missile Silo?

Kids aren't picky. Spin them around in a circle all day long, they won't complain. In this case they are in fabulous rockets designed in the best 1930's Buck Rogers "Tootsie Toy" tradition. If only sparks shot out of the back they would be perfect! Other than the diminutive size, they aren't that different from Disneyland's
Astro Jets. I've read about similar rides being built using surplus WWII aircraft fuel tanks (or whatever), I wonder if that's the case here?

Do you think you can handle the high-speed thrills of this motor boat ride? DO YOU? This one is better than Disneyland's boat ride because the kids get to pull on a rope that rings an annoying little bell. You don't want to accidentally run down any cod fisherman in the fog. I'll bet those kids rang the
hell out of those bells. Thank the invisible man in the sky that you can't hear them.

We miss you, Hollywood Kiddieland!